If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

“Utah, one of the least metropolitan cities in the NBA”

Having Tweeted this thought, Reilly went on to compare an OKC team with neither Durant nor Westbrook to Kate Upton with a double mastectomy.

“But these numbers would be great in the Dominican Republic.”

Rings never were not a stupid way to measure greatness. Robert Horry has seven of them. Was he greater than Wilt Chamberlain?

Close. Throw his knee ligaments in that pic and you’d be spot on.

Rick Reilly, right? It’s both broadly offensive to numerous groups of people, and personally hurtful to Kaepernick.

Basically, Briles may be both a fall guy and a complete sack of shit. Seems like the most likely scenario.

If they’re not willing to guarantee him 3 years, I’m quite sure a majority of the other teams in the league will. Elway just really, really likes to play hardball (see the months-long Kap saga that eventually fizzled out because Elway insisted the Niners pay most of Kap’s salary and wouldn’t budge).

I plan to establish that before a jury of his peers. Now to find 12 mass murderers.

Once, just once I’d like to see the flight response take over and the pitcher sprint into the outfield away from the charging hitter. The pitcher will be forever tarnished as a coward, but the YouTube videos sped up and dubbed to Yakety Sax will be equally immortal.

I hate-like this so much. +73-9

God bless that train

<backs up train and runs over him again>

......... Fuck you.

So dumb +1

If he’d been a pediatrician instead of a basketball player, I wonder what we’d call him. Dr. Livingston, I presume.

The last one was over 40 years ago. Too long to care.

Over the Patriots? You wouldn’t believe how OK I am with that.