How will the Packers survive without...insanecane99?

Parenting advice somehow missing from this article:

I was going to advocate for Barstool making the list but their shitbaggery seems fucking quaint compared to these titans of trash.

They were able to get in the pockets of the MLB hotbeds of Kentucky AND Mississippi.  How are they supposed to resist that?

The Alien vs. Predator of voting categories.

I propose naming the award after Snyder so we can continue to recognize his prowess while giving other shitbirds an opportunity at their moment of glory.

May I interest you in an Andrew Wiggins? 

Cheap/asleep at the wheel owner + 14M guaranteed after this season.

Was gonna say this.  KAT doesn’t get to play basketball when Butler’s on the floor.

Play it safe and slam the entire species.

I’m starting to think this franchise that has won 2 playoff series in 29 years and can’t figure out how to retire the number of the best player it’ll ever fucking see, might not be the best run franchise.

Damn. He really fell off this year.

He’s a great basketball mind, which made him an excellent assistant coach. He’s bad at interacting with humans, which makes him terrible at the ego management portion of the coaching job. I think the team drafted well this summer and was really looking forward to this year, but now....yikes.  Teams that fire their…

Yeah, I saw Gobert and got way too excited.

Not all heroes wear capes.

How dare you, this is somehow the 2nd best era of the team's history!

I’m on board with this.  We need Nickelback singing Photograph while the Jumbotron cycles through the most gruesome injuries in football history.

I’m already in the “find the dumbest team and see if you can get an unprotected 1st” camp.

I’m fairly confident “a guy coming out of the stands to play emergency quarterback” is Trevor Siemian’s NFL origin story.

Announcing your negotiation strategy seems...unwise.