Counterpoint: I’d go see anything in the Warehouse of Hoops. Maybe even basketball.

Was in a double-elimination survival pool and the Titans fucked me twice last year.

Over/under on the number of suicides directly related to your post: 2.5

To be fair, by hour 3(!) of a fantasy football marathon, all the good segment ideas have been used up.

I was the lone Broncos fan at a Seahawks viewing party. Not sure if it was the worst, but it wasn’t great!

1. Getting hit by a car.

Of all teams, you’d think the Browns would be more adept at selling garbage to fans.

Cowherd’s contractually obligated to call a black person lazy in every segment.

Not sure what’s more ridiculous, that LoL took 6 months from incident to ruling, or that they apparently have authority of what a player says on a Twitch stream. It’s not like he was being offensive in game.

“So give it up for Christopher Johnson: The One Who Isn’t Dead.” 

A dollar for a slice of cheese?

If the games are fixed, why watch?

I’m quickly becoming a fan of the non-guaranteed contracts memeing. +1 to you good sir.

I decided last year I was done with the league, and didn’t watch a single game. I was surprised how little I missed it.

I’m also a 34-year old white dude that isn’t capable of playing QB at the NFL level, where’s my contract?

Holy shit SB Nation was right.

Darren Rovell’s MRA alter-ego writes about the Cowboys. Who knew?

Hope for a “The Leftovers” style event where everyone who has financially contributed to this shitshow is removed from the planet.

How does a volleyball even hit home runs?

Is this the thread where we pretend that, despite the NBA operating in a fairly similar manner to the NHL and NFL, the NBA has a tanking problem because some people in the NBA are slightly less willing to lie to our faces about it?