Didn’t know Draymond read, much less posted, on Deadspin.

They’re both humans too! Guess every person’s destined to genocide.

So Jeff Fisher. Get excited!

In retaliation to trash talk, Houston got a dude ejected then tried to start shit after the game.

4 year engagement? Congrats on them for realizing they weren’t getting married 2 years after everyone else knew it.

As a fan of League of Legends, the Worlds runs of Peanut (ROX Tigers jungler) and Likkrit (Albus Nox Luna support) were a joy to watch.

I don’t care what anyone says, 4 fat dudes was the best strategy in that game.

It’ll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Burneko’s authority to consolidate the Dakota!

Gonna come as a shock, but there are multiple universities in North Dakota.

Probably fair. I don’t hate Noel; I actually believe he’s a better player than Okafor. They’re just so overloaded on bigs; I think Noel would fit alongside Embiid for a few minutes a night, but they have to make minutes for Saric, and Simmons will be coming back eventually, and Ilyasova plays the 4, and this roster…

At the risk of firing up the Hot Taek cannon: If you’re the 3rd string center on the worst team in basketball, maybe you don’t deserve more than 8 minutes a game.

This is probably the best argument for keeping him out I’ve seen. If MLB wouldn’t touch him with a 10 foot pole to do marketing, putting him in the HoF seems like a terrible idea.

*clicks the Minnesota Golden Gophers tag, scrolls through articles*

What’s Bill’s fascination with this guy? He’s a fat, out of shape, malcontent (top 10 in techs each season since he entered the league), stats-hog (3rd most FGs attempted in the league!) with an effective FG percentage this season sandwiched in between Harrison Barnes and Eric fucking Bledsoe. And this is his best…

If we get to watch Luke Walton lose his shit again, it’s worth it.

Buddy of mine had not eaten a Dorito until he was like 28. Pretty sure us normies eat Doritos by accident.

I’m on board with 2. If you can’t make your point in 2 tweets, you’re on the wrong platform and you should take your chemtrails to Facebook where they belong.

It’s almost like the NFL is full of shit.

Probably doesn’t qualify as famous, but I sat next to former ND Congresscritter Rick Berg on a flight from Fargo to Minneapolis (he was speaker of the house in the ND legislature at the time). He was fucking insufferable. I just wanted to ignore him by faking being asleep (this was pre-iPod), and all he wanted to do…

Oh, wow. I hadn’t looked at the standings yet. That’s.....that’s not awesome.