Pretty sure I had a stroke reading that Goodell quote. Seriously, just put Trump in charge of the NFL and get it over with.

Worst case scenario, in 10 years the NFL won’t be #1 by quite as much in the US. It’ll hold on to enough support to be fine, but it wouldn’t shock me if the next TV contracts (inflation adjusted) are lower than the current deals due to other sports gaining relative popularity and consumer habits changing regarding…

If Gawker would’ve hired this Sulzberger dude maybe it’d still exist.

I pace back and forth in the living room during big games.

A political party doesn’t get to nominate Trump and then expect me to believe they take the governance of a nation of 300+ million people seriously. Excise the poison from your party, come back with a reasonable presidential candidate in 2020, and we’ll talk.

The current contract runs through the 2024-2025 season, so it’ll be awhile before they can even consider it.

Uh, we’re basically Canada.

Don’t you dare make me associate with those heathens from South Dakota.

The rare off-court blooper for Anthony Bennett.

“We’re called the No Fun League for a reason, damnit!”

If you thought the 2016 republican nominating process was a circus, then wait until 2020.

Honestly, I don’t know. He’d never really talk much about the details of his service. The only story he told was how through some mishap he ended up on the wrong ship, and during a battle the ship he should’ve been on went under. He’d always claim he knew and that’s why he was on the wrong ship; I think it helped…

My grandpa was fond of the word “Japs”, but he was really self-aware of it. He knew it was pretty bad, but they tried to kill him in the war so he felt he got a free pass.

Because when I think strong vaping communities, I think St. Louis.

I’m just glad we can see his hands in that shot.

Ask Sean Hannity? I can’t just pick up the phone and call Sean Hannity, that’s ridiculous.

Without Barnwell, Lowe, and Keri, their sports coverage just isn’t as good as Grantland’s was.

There’s nothing we can do about Tim Kaine and his big midwestern face and his genial platitudes and his careful air of inoffensiveness.

Apologies to Orioles fans, but I’m really hoping for Toronto to advance and give us the Odor/Bautista rematch we all deserve.

Super Bowl loss #5 here we come!!!