Because there’s not enough money on earth to scour that cesspool.

In these trying times, I believe Curt Schilling should get a cat:

I think he’d be a great fit as an analyst, ideally replacing Jon Barry for obvious reasons.

“Jenkins believes the NCAA overstepped its authority by pulling events out of North Carolina”

I hate that I didn’t hate that. +1

You can just say Trent Dilfer. We won’t judge.

I’m convinced he played Lutz on 30 Rock. Nothing will sway this opinion.

Between the NFL shield and “some shit in cursive”, he has all 3.

He put up 17 points on the vaunted Packers defense. Maybe we should tap the brakes on the hype train just a little.

Holy shit someone gets it. I didn’t know people like us existed

Here’s where I tend to disagree. Because the NFL very publicly said they’d develop mechanisms to deal with domestic violence within its ranks, I believe it is fair to analyze their efforts in doing so.

“The question I have is why everyone thinks the NFL needs to do something about this.”

I’ve never enjoyed a terrible meme more.

And he made bank throwing that game.

“I want 12.5 million people to lose their job and deal with the related financial and psychological consequences because I’m not one of them.”

Bollea’s suit didn’t have legal standing? Don’t tell that to the scoreboard.

Which fail-ass post-SB win Broncos QB didn’t get Terrell Davis killed?

Harbaugh complained about the 2011 CBA, which was the owners dictating terms to the players and telling them to STFU and GBTW, to DeMaurice Smith?

Days since last Tortorella AW incident: 0

Twins only started the season 0-9, so we’ve gotten worse as the season’s gone on!