Unless it involves Casey Affleck.

You know we’re fucked when Condoleeza Rice is warning about unnecessary, poorly-thought through wars.

She really doesn’t have a choice.

Kindergarten Cop was released a decade or so before he became governor

You can’t lose what you don’t already have.

Don’t worry guys. The pro-lifers and republicans are going to come to the aid of all of these unwanted children! They’ll feed, clothe, house, and educate them. They’ll provide all the nurturing and support they require. It’ll be tremendously fine.

Why thanks for stopping by from Breitbart.com, y’all. Now fuck off back there now.

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped there.”

I’m sure Trump just had Melania write it. She has a way with words.

A Facebook “friend” of mine just posted a picture of himself with an American flag in the style of his favorite team (which sucks). He’s also a huge “respect the flag” guy. So I asked him about it, and of course he had a very reasonable response. Oh wait, he just called me a libtard and deleted me.

I love hostile petty comments like this. I mean, they are doing both: Donating money AND posting awkward photos. The problem is, they aren’t going to your door and telling you that. Enjoy that smug sense of superiority.

I love how the original post dismisses The Good Place as “the dumb show before [Will and Grace]” then complains “is there nothing new in Hollywood?”

I don’t know what I’m going to do when 30 Rock leaves Netflix. I’m genuinely distraught.

I am totally here for a sequel with the original cast. Anything else is a hard no.

I can’t imagine Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker agreeing to reprise their roles as the Sanderson sisters

53% of white women voted Trump. There’s a lot of female creep-enablers out there.

It’s Fox. Those are considered long dresses.

Could it be fart air? Please say yes so my Year 7 sense of humour can continue giggling.

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character

When Trump says, or tweets, anything it is always projection. If he says he talked to all his military leaders, it means he didn’t. If he says someone or something is losing support, it means he is losing support. If he says other GOP members failed to pass his agenda, it means he failed to pass his agenda. Whatever,…