FIFY.

I’ve always wondered what Cory Booker would look like with a beard.

I’m still amazed that this dude thinks $20k + credit card pay off is enough to get a pretty successful, probably fairly well-off woman to commit federal crimes with potential jail sentences. She’s supposed to perjure herself so she can, what? Buy a new mid-range sedan? GTFO

Brett vs. Chad?!?!?!

Definitely low and kinda pathetic considering how many Asian actors have risen to prominence in recent years. Off the top of my head, Randall Park, Constance Wu, Kal Penn, John Cho (Yum) Dev Patel, Padma Lakshmi, Riz Ahmed (double Yum), Brenda Song, the Asian guy from Kimmy Scmidt, Priyanka Chopra, Ali Wong, Scarlet…

I think you just didn’t prepare for this properly.

Where are the rest of your stars?

Feckless....

She’s NOT a staff person!  Not a staff person!  She’s the First Daughter!

Also, his pre-golf shower is an hour and a half long.

I’ve had it for people thanking god for things that other people do. It’s like, honey you made it through surgery because of your doctors not Jesus.

Oh my fucking god. The persecution complex is so fucking REAL with these assholes. 

I have two theories: 1) she never asked to be brought into this case and wants to distance herself from it 2) she doesn’t want to harm Kesha’s arguments by making it look like she lied or made up an accusation. 

There are no good photos of her.

I appreciate the pettiness of using the worst possible photo of her.

Rugged individualism is hot garbage invented by rich, straight, white men to provide an origin myth for their power and success so that they don’t have to be faced with the truth that they arrived where they are by standing on the necks of people of color and women.

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

That is accurate:

Fucking Susan Sarandon and everyone who agreed with her that Hillary was just too “terrible” to vote for and maybe Trump winning would be a “good thing” in the end can die in a goddamn fire.