Williams, who has always wanted to be Mariah Carey basically, lives in the same world of fantasy, shade, and unrealness, as her hero.

The most frustrating thing is this bitch knows exactly why they are taking a knee and she knows the symbolism behind this act. She’s not fucking stupid. She’s not like the inbred motherfucking idiots that I encounter online who just can’t wrap their feeble fucking minds around this. She KNOWS. And she’s feigning…

Dead-eyed church bitch.

I said it elsewhere, but I really didn’t think it was possible to get a mired deceitful, disingenuous propagandists than Spicer or Scaramucci, but here we are- stuck with this dead-eyed church bitch. There really is no bottom with these people.

Man, today, while Donald was tweeting vitriol at the NFL, Hillary was tweeting about Puerto Rico and encouraging the government to send help to them.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

No, I’m sorry. The answer is racism. Racism is the reason people voted for Trump. Thanks for playing though.

I think “Appletini Skank”

Saunders added that her role as a “high ranking government official” should preclude her from having to submit to a deposition.

I will love him forever if he gives incriminating evidence on Ivanka.

She will want to keep her kids away from my car then because every time there is dust or moisture that maniac kid o’mine draws a big ol’ schlong on it somewhere.

@ArielWray

I live in a large city, which means my child sees penis graffiti on a regular basis. He also is the proud owner and uncoordinated operator of an actual penis. I assume he will draw many penisi* in his lifetime. This is not a big deal 🙄.

The very best gag the show ever did was when Jack broke up with his Congresswoman girlfriend and Kenneth was going to move back home to Georgia. They mention early on that Gladys Knight is the TGS musical guest for that week, and Jenna mentions again halfway through the episode that she heard Gladys in sound check…

“Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking!”

I can’t pick a favourite episode (perhaps the high school reunion one?), but my favourite line is “never follow a hippy to a second location.” My husband and I use this All The Time because I run a yoga studio, and most of the people we interact with (in terms of teachers, practitioners, etc) are hippies.

I cannot pick one, they’re all my favorite. I seriously can’t. This show is basically a lifeline to my soul these days because sometimes I am completely unsure of why or how I find the strength to get up in the morning. I think many feel this way even if it’s not about this or any particular show. There’s a reason our…

Probably Rosemary’s baby, but the one where Pee Wee Herman played the deformed, inbred German prince is another.

BOYS BECOMING MEN

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