lol, especially when he has a penchant for white robes.

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Hard pass.

Perhaps you missed when she claimed that Kanye West’s song demeaned her and took credit for her success when she literally per-pre approved the lyrics. Or when she turns on the feminism only for the benefit of one Miss Taylor Swift. Or her “woe is me songs”about all her oh so famous ex-boyfriends. Be a pop star,…

We are not required to like her. Why bring up beyonce, can we not defend women without bringing up other women.

I really wish you would point out how much danger it’s put their audience in to teach them the news lies. How many didn’t evacuate or prepare a adequately because “Trump says it’s fake news so what else are they lying about?! They’re blowing this up to sell stuff and make money!”

Let’s all take a moment of silence to consider poor Kylie and her utterly tragic life.

Tomorrow, in Texas...

It give Huckleberry two additional days to work on her “perplexed cow” face.

Because he’s a fucking coward

remember when ben carson removed brain surgeon from consideration as a basis for intelligence?

Counter-point: She looks incredible with short hair. Get your eyes checked.

Just as well. He’d never find me on J Date, anyway.

You’ve never been inspored?

Stans (regardless of the artist they worship) have short attention spans, poor memory, and abide by alternative facts every now and then.

Clearly his heightened Thetan Level has done wonders for his physique.

How hilarious that Taylor Swift fans have concocted a reality where Kim Kardashian was somehow in the wrong in that particular situation.

President Obama put it best:

I am so...so sorry...