This is where we’re at? We’re pretending that Sean Spicer was a morally complicated man who was influenced by Trump, instead of the bleating asshole he’s always been?

Read a book.

Good. I can finally complete my photographic trilogy of pop divas who were ostensibly feuding and then appeared at the VMAs together in a show of solidarity.

How can he go back to a place he never left?

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy...

the only confirmed attendee is LL Cool J

I’m really enjoying that you’re having your own birther scandal, except this time it’s real.

I start teaching a high school US Government class tomorrow.

Oh, we need you more than ever now.

Use your powers wisely. You can do this, and make for good citizens down the line.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

I would bail on brunch to help the Obamas for something as trifling as a phone ID, too. Malia is a national treasure!

Underrated post

“Intentionally listened to Taylor Swift through an online service.”

That’s literally her whole business strategy. Makes sense. Birds of a feather

This is some Disney villain shit. Literally ‘mirror-mirror on the wall’.

I only gave MBCock a star b/c you were so salty

He’s a fat pig but I love your concern, Mr. Gawker Hall Monitor.

At this point, the right wing has successfully tagged liberals and anyone else who disagrees with him with the stereotype of the wealthy elitist. We’re at the point where a real estate billionaire from New York and his hirelings can accuse others of being elites. Yikes.