I wouldn’t blame the mom for not letting him visit, but let’s face it, the man couldn’t even be bothered to place a phone call when his child was in NICU. He doesn’t give a crap. Plus, no-fly zone or not, WV has a few roads. Just ask John Denver.

Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

And she got her ass handed to her by J.K. Rowling earlier this week.

Pickle, Trump is very sensitive about the size of the white hose. Best not ask about it.

I hope his* epitaph reads: “He spent his life trying to make others’ worse.”

Somebody seriously needs to fuck up Mitch McConnell’s shit.

Omg, LOVE your Kinja name.

Nah, it’s just an apprentice Master of the Universe trying to please the Alpha he worships and admires, which means constantly being belligerent and never apologizing. This is some fucked up way of him working on his daddy issues.

The Deuce

The Hammaconda spotted in the wild!

Hammunition

I cosign this immediately and without regret.

A man who carries no gun but goes Commando............

This was my first laugh today.

“Your footwork is deee-vine.”

I get more of a Real World-Road Rules Challenge vibe from Spicey.

I’m listening....

… isn’t he the only R in congress promising committee hearings into the Russian connections…