Ironic when you consider that the Falcons new stadium is basically a giant anus that looks like it’s ready for a nice big penis when the roof “opens”.

Like so?

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.

If you’re a grown man, and you concern yourself with buying garments that have been worn by grown men who are not you, then you are a huge fucking nerd and you deserve whatever garbage you get tricked into buying.

Vodka ok?

This argument was made 50 years ago, and your position lost. Sorry.

“And if President Clinton – President Obama – let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”

I honestly don’t get it with these fucktards. They literally believe that at any second, once Breitbart comes up with a “report” that says the exact same thing for the thousandth time, a cop is going to come up and slam handcuffs on Hillary mid-speech.

“I would have voted for Jim Webb, but he’s not there anymore,” one young RNC employee told me. Between Cruz and Trump, he’d have to go with Cruz, he said. But if Trump was the nominee... he trailed off.

“Have you thought about regulating the safety of back alleys? Because that’s where a lot of women will be having their abortions” Samantha Bee knocks it out of the park in her most recent show.

This won’t make conservatives change their minds at all. All it’s going to result in is a proliferation of laws that classify it as feticide or infanticide, to further punish a desperate woman. So awful.

“Ted Cruz? An inspiration to every kid in America who worries that he’ll never be able to run for president because nobody likes him. He’s running. And look, I told Barack, if you really, really want to remake the Supreme Court, nominate Cruz. Before you know it, you’ll have eight vacancies.”

I’m glad he’s retiring. Now he can help his wife address her HGH problem.

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

Dude. I am going to reply to you exactly once, and I’m doing it in the place that will bring as few as possible of your creepy-ass obsessive posts about this into the black.

Let me get this straight. This asshole works for his nice things by building companies and providing goods and services that people gladly pay him for and you go out of your way to shit on him. [Which is fair since, as I stated, he can be an asshole]

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…

She should have been the person to take over the Daily Show. Trevor Noah just isn’t cutting it for me.

Here’s the thing: they don’t CARE if you die. In their minds, you deserve it for doing such an awful thing. They would smile down smugly at your body and picture you roasting in hell with the other sinners, and discuss carting your corpse around to schools so they could use it to scare young girls about what happens…