Rubio reminds me of Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.

I vote for kissing.

I have never been less sexually attracted to a group of males in my life, and I’ve been to a ghost hunters expo.

Tangentially relevant.

fuck their ‘what is your dream’ campaign fuck all this

This is the letter I just sent. They need to know liberals like $30 khakis too.

Well, fuck. I’ve probably spent close to a thousand bucks with them on kids’ clothes and work basics. Time to write a nasty letter.

saw someone commented on gawker yesterday to the similar tune of:

I think Trump might actually be the least terrifying of all the GOP candidates left.

Does Ted Cruz know that the President does not have the power to issue pardons for state convictions?

This guy is scarier than Trump to me.

if I’m elected president, on the very first day in office, I intend to instruct the U.S. Department of Justice to open an investigation into Planned Parenthood and to prosecute any and all criminal conduct by that organization.”

Another example of Wendy being anti-women and ageist: when Janet Jackson dropped her album and tour last year, she said Janet should “take a seat”, “her glory days are over”, it will all fail, etc. Of course, Janet proved her wrong. My point: Wendy is a nasty piece of trash.

Wendy’s husband was also sued for sexual harassment by an employee back in 2008. I’m sure Wendy decided video was necessary at least that far back.

If you have little patience for closeted folks, that’s on you. Stop tryna speak for all the gays. Coming out is fucking difficult, and you might not have much empathy for the whole process, but I do. And not all men she speaks about say homophobic shit, you know that. Their shittiness does not cancel out her…

There’s a difference between being cunty, and just being a cunt.

“Excuse me sir, yes, before you assault me could you wait one moment? I need to strap on my GoPro. One sec, one sec.....sorry the strap is fiddly...”

Oh honey. This lady may tell me how to make candied yams. You may not.

What the hell is Wendy even suggesting with that comment? The clip cuts out immediately before she clarifies what she means by “rolling camera on it, you know like a camera [cuts out]” but she puts her hand up to the top of her head like she’s talking about filming sexual abuse with a GoPro. Like, WTF? A: GoPro hadn’t…

I agree that it’s unenlightened to make fun of common congenital abnormalities, despite the atrocious human allegedly connected to this one. I also think this Jez post is suggesting that a male genital defect somehow contributes to genocidal, megalomaniacal tendencies...nope, I can’t jump on board with that either.…