Ha! That’s hilarious!

Golden State highlights get old after a while. Be that as it may, they still definitely blew the Pelicans out of the water. They really seem to have found their flows after a kind of slow start this season. They’re spacing the ball, getting off a lot of good three point shots, and just generally rolling over other…

Look, we aren’t here to ban all of our tradtions. Just the ones that will make us look bad to the public and sponsors if they were to find them on social media. 

Surprised at the quick verdict on the Will Smith case. Maybe some fresh prints were found?

On one hand, there seems to be some weird things around the case.

So a Saint can shoot a guy in the back seven times and pop a few into the guys wife and no one would convict him of manslaughter? Nah.

Well, Will did have connections, with his uncle being a judge and all.

Not sure what you mean? Even if provoked he shot him 7 times.. almost entirely in the back.

This is what’s so scary to me about the people who think up all the instances in which they are gonna need their guns.

If I were a betting man, I wouldn’t bet that Hayes maliciously wanted to kill someone that day. But after years and years of convincing himself he needed a gun, because someone was gonna attack…

Cardell and his friend were just a couple of guys who were up to no good and started making trouble in their neighborhood. If only Will got the chance to get out of there and move in with his aunt and uncle.

In that case, what are your thoughts on terrorism?

Nothing wrong here. Jokes are fun. Lighten up you fucking puritans.

So we’re all just supposed to forget that Jordan tried to bring back the Hitler mustache, thus opening the door for the mainstreaming of the alt-right, and the election of Trump?

OK, sorry, no one was wondering that.

It doesn’t matter how interesting the mascots are, these logos are all too samey. Each mascot could be from the same cartoon. That’s not a good thing. Also, every Brandiose logo has the really thick outline.

Everyone else in the country: Oh, awesome, a debate over whether New England or Seattle has the best fans! This isn’t at all unbearable!

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The worst thing about a Mazel Tov cocktail is having to light all nine fuses before throwing it.

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.