And the thing is, even if he's right (which I'm not saying he is, he is a giant phlegm of a man), 3 or 4 serious incidents like that is one 10 hour span is STILL awful.

She is perfection. I love her so much.

She also talked about an opera being written about her and Justice Scalia, in which at one point he is imprisoned in a dark room and she flies in THROUGH A GLASS CEILING to rescue him. I would pay cash money to see that.

I was at this interview last night! It was FABULOUS. I left thrilled. What a great conversation. Also, at the end of the evening, she waved to the audience. I'm fairly certain she was waving directly at me, and it was a coded message to me that we are destined to be best friends for life. I do not think this is an…

Thanks for this. I had a c-section with my twins, and I didn't breastfeed either — not because I couldn't (the only acceptable reason not to breastfeed, apparently), but because I didn't want to. I wanted my husband to be able to help me feed our two screaming newborns in the middle of the night; he wanted to be…

I actually think GOOPy was right here. If Martha Stewart didn't see her as competition or encroaching on her turf in some way, she wouldn't have bothered to say something about her.

Also don't forget that drunken interview she gave over dinner to some radio hosts about bikini waxes and sex. She seemed so awesome and fun, it made me love her to this day.

Many of them are fake. Especially in NYC. Keeping up with the Joneses=lab diamonds.

Meh. It depends on what's important to you. My husband and I had a huge, blowout wedding because we wanted everyone there that we loved, and we figured how many excuses do you have in life to bring everyone you love together in one room, at one time, to celebrate something super-happy? We loved it, we had a fantastic…

My now-husband shook my hand at the end of our first date. I took it as a cue that he was totally uninterested, but it turned out he was/is just a socially awkward dude who didn't know what to do and got flustered and just stuck out his hand. Apparently he castigated himself the whole way home about it. I think it's…

Ugh, I got that once — I went out on *one* date with a guy I met on match.com and emailed him afterwards (this was the stone age, before texting, and also when people actually used match.com) to say I had a nice time. And he called me that night at like 3am, woke me up, and launched into this anguished speech about…

First off, I have a son who feels the same way about pink as this guy's daughter does. So it's definitely not a gender thing. But the notion of feeling sort of crushed when your child no longer wants to marry you...I do understand it. And I'm a mom. The day my son moved on from wanting to marry me to wanting to marry…

I don't know what it is, but there is something about the shape of Ariana Grande's eyebrows that makes it appear as if she is permanently exasperated.