Call me old school re: Tramp Stamps, but I think this dude just wants to fuck Dick Wolf. At least be upfront about it; go get yours.

She produces ‘well written’ pablum for lazy readers in an anxious and frightening point in modern history, a time when the height of discourse appears to be an acknowledgement that while something is wrong, the best course forward is reverse course and yield to the dark impulse that things will never be just if we…

“I voted for Brexit. What it is with me, I’d rather be a poor master than a rich servant,” the actor, 84, recently told Sky News. “It wasn’t about the racism, immigrants or anything, it was about freedom.”

No dudes, it’s totally OK, they got Russia’s clearance for this bombing, so we don’t have to worry about unnecessarily dragged into an international crisis because some megalomaniac decided to hide his craven attempt to drum up support for his failing administration by picking a fight with a despicable despot behind…

The matter isn’t as simple as bombing good vs. bombing bad but rather the matter is complex enough to encompass such timeless debates as “will our actions improve lives or further imperil them?” and “once we enter this conflict, how gracefully can we exit it?” and even “are indiscriminate, vulgar displays of power are…

Spoken like a true Maverick.

I was a pretty keen pole vaulter in my day as well, you know. Just one of the many benefits of attending an all boys prep school!

This is a Pomsky, no? It’s pretty perfect.

I’m not opposed to the idea of killing Assad (bare hands, obviously, for the tactile pleasure) but it sorta seems like it’d turn into a whole thing. Like, for the rest of my life, I’d been known as the “guy who killed Assad” and then I’d be typecast in the role of regime toppler. I’d have to spend the rest of my life…

Wow, you’re going to get so much shit for this. Fuck it, it is what it is.

Oh, this is some Tim and Eric level shit. Amazing.

Can’t believe how many people are biting on this. Quality work.

What is this “Trump praises Irish fight” bullshit? Next we’ll be hearing about he’s praising Hispanics for being “hardworking” or Jews for being “clever”. Sweet Jesus do I loathe this administration.

Does this qualify as shark or smarm? Where’s Scocca when you need him?

Urban couture bib.

As preposterous as it seems, Comey is pretty much a trigger word for me at this point. FFS, dude.

So, as far as I can gather, a reasonable headline for this week in Trump political coverage is: Man pisses on crowd and tells them its rain, crowd thanks man for providing valuable drought relief to community.

Shether is savage shit for certain, but this one feels like Remy’s just circling her felled prey and prolonging the inevitable.

He’s pretty and talented. When are we going to learn that nothing else matters when you’re famous? How many times does the world have to tell us that before we finally get it through our thick skulls? /s

Armond White has been a bitch ever since bitches have been a category. Lakeith ain’t lying.