You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Reminds me of Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. 3.5 feet of Subway sandwiches and half of a Sunny D for three people.

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

I’m sure ownership and the front office will make the right decisions to turn this thing around.

What about JNCO jeans? There was a time, not too long ago, when big pants made the world go ‘round.

Damn it! I switched to Jets-Bills at 5-1 Yankees. Or fell asleep on the couch. Functionally the same thing.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.

Arizona is Arians Nation!

Anthony Bennet had the flu.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

We have sexual harassment training today, I should ask if it would be considered harassment to drive this to work.

Official statement by Ryan Lochte:

We need to ask the serious question. Are the Chargers a Hillary Clinton plant designed to lose?

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

I moved to Jacksonville 5 years ago (Note: NEVER fucking do this), just in time for the last Giants Super Bowl win (of which not one fucking person in this hick ass town cared, because “THE GATORS DON’T PLAY IN FEBRUARY”). My friend sent me a personalized Giants coffee mug for my birthday, which I used daily for work.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Seriously? Larry Fedora? Did Mike Vape take a job elsewhere?