Leave it to the Knicks to always take the Hardaway.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Wow, didn’t expect a “See? Charles Manson wasn’t so bad after all” take on this. This is some prime Kinja right here.

at the risk of getting greedy, i want a vlad guerrero in the majors during each of their family’s generations.

Other than a spot on the 40-man, $500,000, a $40,000 pension (if he stays on the roster for 43 days), full medical benefits...

Just a matter of time until we see Tebow pitching for the Mets in a blowout.

[checks to see how John Ryan Murphy did in Triple-A today] Hey, 2-for-4 with a run, not bad, not bad.

Would have been better if Matt Damon played Marbury.

Nope, at this point the only game they must win is Game 7.

Price of said Big Baller Belt? $750

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

See?! This is what happens when you try to give everyone a participation trophy!

And the crowd goes mild.

Sorry, but it’s hard to focus on the big screen in front of you when there is a small, brighter, glowing screen much closer. Unless it’s an emergency, it can wait. And if it is an emergency, well then leave the theater.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Liberty officials had planned to release their schedule later this spring, but President Trump forced their hand when he read the school’s future schedules aloud at Liberty’s graduation on Saturday.

“The claims are false and ridiculous,” Blaine Roche said. “Unfortunately this is a classic shakedown attempt. Tajae categorically denies any involvement whatsoever and looks forward to vindicating his name and focusing on what matters most - football.”

Clark’s sincerity could not melt steel beams.

the highlight of that amazing clip is a completely horrified/disgusted Black Jack McDowell staring disbelievingly at Belle in the dugout