I come from a long line of Ray-Ray McCloud Boners.

I read if you start a bi-racial player on your fantasy football team, that player gets double the points of a uni-racial player. Is that true?

Michael Buffer: “Due to popular demand, we will forgo our national anthem.”

Roger Goodell: “Your 2017 Walter Payton Man of the Year Award Winner, Bruce Miller!”

As a Giants’ fan, I distinctly remember Bill Simmons writing in his typically lazy 2011 Week 2 NFL preview column that Giants’ fans should enjoy watching the Giants suck on purpose the rest of the season to draft Andrew Luck, all after a Week 1 loss to the Redskins. I use this as a paradigmatic example of both the…

Jim Nantz: “Now let’s hear the call from Mike Carey.”

Seems legit.

Hey Jason Garrett, burn!

Bosa bamboozles bozos.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Brittney Griner should quit basketball to play goalkeeper for the USWNT.

“Not very bright kid needs loser dad to feel like a winner. Sad!”

what a turd

Gaddafi had the choice of eating a s’mores pop tart or getting stabbed to death in the butt by an angry mob. Gaddafi made the correct choice.

I thought Lesnar was going to skullfuck Orton’s forehead hole to end the show.

I hate when people don’t ask questions.

It will be exceedingly hard to prove that he actually sliced his thumb, considering Brady threw away his thumb after the incident, which he claims he normally does every few months.

I’m sure the Brazilian judge just wanted to make sure that when Lochte made his statement to the police, he jeah-t all the details right.

This video is just pro-eugenics propaganda.

Only men of the highest caliber and pedigree fight at a preseason football game. Gentlemen abound.