Yeah, Marv really bites.

You mean the San Francisco Warriors and the Seattle Supersonics?

The Moscow Aloha

...he must work out.

You buried the lede with that terrible fight song at the end of the video.

The Immaculate Rejection

More like the Reverse Turd Classic

Totally time for GM slumber parties now!

Weird Purple Guy is neither the hero that Hornets fans deserve, nor the hero they need.

making American great again!

I still can’t believe Clemson hits Seth Beer before Scott Liquor in the lineup, and not after Liquor.

Roman Reigns is jealous.

Boo. Weak game. The finish was boring.

“Give me credit for being the first to report this on Twitter.”

What a rational, well-thought-out argument. He must be quite experienced arguing before the Supreme Court.

If the jersey has Tom Brady’s piss and feces on it, then it is probably game-worn.

They are mine. I must have dropped them, so give them back.

I knew it...Benghazi was a cover-up after all.

I hope that dog got affirmative consent first....