“They did it toooooooo” is the retort of a five year old. Players who lie to umps to change the game suck. On any team, at any time. Especially when there are a shot load of cameras around that will prove they lied.

Baseball is most fun when lots of guys are running hard and the ball is being thrown.

Another way teams win in the postseason; avoid using Adam Ottavino.

My first thoughts! It reminds me a bit of the Ty Cobb story:

Literally every single basketball fan outside the crazy half of LA thinks Kobe ruined that franchise for a decade with his late-career antics.

Floyds, ranked:

Say what you will about Jill Ellis’s decision making, but not playing your 37 year old aging star for all 630+ minutes of game time was probably a pretty sound decision. 

apples and mandarins

He’s trying to get drafted as a safety, since he’s only good at hitting people.

But will the XFL ever get to Acceptance?

For Lafluer, it's pronounced "Remembering some Geese"

the five phases of Guys

“Great article.”

When you’re up 28-3 and the other team comes back to steal your soul, that’s a “Thrasher”.

Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

If Kha'Ron wants to be on Spots Center, he should move to a state without mandatory vaccination.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.