There was an old saying about the Braves and their pitching staff whenever the playoffs rolled around in the 90's.

Weird that it took a meltdown of a generational talent for the Nats to finally win a fucking playoff series.

$5M to go away (assuming he gets paid out for his 2020 deal) AND he doesn’t have to continue with that dumpster fire of an organization?

Sounds like a pretty good way to start the week.

I trust you, as you are a Legit News Outlet.

I know it’s been said before, but it bears repeating: With the current “As long as he’s a Republican the President is above the law” state of the GOP, can you imagine the kind of shit Trump would have been able to do, without anyone finding out about it, if he wasn’t a total fucking moron?

Call me crazy, but I’m starting to get the vague sense that we may not be able to just reach across the aisle and reason with these folks.

Blah, blah, blah.....rule to screw Harden and the Rockets.

“dribbling is cool”

I have met the man, several times, and I can assure you that outside of the football context he is absolutely NOT what you say. He is a kind, thoughtful, and caring man.

oh dear lord lol well played

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

The most mind-blowing part of this story is that it took a week to convince someone to find a way out of Oklahoma City. 

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

Semen Storage Blows Its Load

So “Moo-kake” is all good then?

So your saying his policy would result in lunatics barricading themselves in their apartments with their guns and refusing to leave? Sounds like it's going to work!

“Sure, just get it back to me whenever!”

OK - Lending a friend a firearm when you’re together at the range or going hunting.

I’m wondering why he bothers rescuing them. Seems like that part of the herd needs to be thinned. Also ... that is hilarious, thanks for sharing.

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”