The people of Iowa’s fourth congressional district deserve better.

“SHE’S A CENTRIST! BURN THE WITCH!!”

How’s about “Moscow Bitch?”

I disagree.

Counterpoint: Moscow Mitch is an excellent moniker because it gets under his skin. It is an excellent moniker because it is sauce for the goose and it is replying in kind to what his mascot in the Oval Office does approximately thirty times a day on average. It is an excellent moniker because, as it contains only…

The Democrats could bait Trump into triggering a global recession, but they also don’t want to trigger a global recession because they actually care about people.

Thank you all for the correction, I was mistaken.

I don’t know, I’m partial to them having to text pictures of Rodgers playing with the new helmet. That is just... wow. The painted helmet just somehow feels like a logical contiuation at that point of the story. Like what else was going to happen.

Low key best part is Brown painting his helmet similar to the Raiders colors and trying to sneak it on field like some cartoon villain wearing a mop to pretend they have long hair. 

What about Mark Davis’ helmet though? 

No, that’s a bitch move.  

when is somebody gonna do something about that white culture?

Exhibit #7,432 for why I stopped going to NFL games

“Behind every great man in a fight, is his girlfriend squawking like a crow with laryngitis.”

it takes a bigger man than I to refrain from calling him Grundlemann

I’m sorry but i don’t see anything about taking him to Burger King for a quick and delicious bite on the way to jail so clearly this white privilege you speak of is totally a hoax.  

He’s already on probation for assault with a weapon, he fractures a child’s skull, and after his arrest he was...

A Falcons fan came to my friend’s bar during brunch by himself in a Jamal Anderson jersey (shortly after the latter’s arrest for taking his cock out when he shouldn’t). He then drank sangria until he passed out. This story doesn’t have a punchline I just remember him being the saddest person in America. 

I have a preview

The packers are not capable of putting anyone other than Aaron Rodgers on a stretcher.  I’ve seen them play.