That’s gotta be humiliating to look that dumb in front of hundreds of people.

FitzMagic and now Linsanity? Harvard grads have it so tough in 2019.

So they were cursed because they didn’t play on some ancient burial grounds?

If Rand was a true libertarian, he wouldn’t have called the police. Instead, he would have used private security or solved their differences with a duel.

El Tráfico is hilarious! That’s a great pun! 

Yeah, it was always a myth, but I still wanted to play along with it.

How dare you be so reasonable.

I feel bad for Jake who is a good dude. I also feel for the Angels who are less than a month removed from losing a teammate and then getting their starting catcher destroyed.

Yeah. It’s almost like Marisnek meant it when he said he fucked up.

One of the most ironic elements of any “hardcore” group is watching them fail to meet the impossible purity tests they establish and using those parameters to cannibalize themselves. Doesn’t matter if you’re talking about punk rock, white supremacists, fundamentalist Muslims, Christians, etc.- they will inevitably…

Hey now! I consider myself a “Lunatic” because I’m a big fan of the space program and Neil Armstrong is one of my personal heroes.

And CNN is just stupid for bringing him on.

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Real medical doctors HATE him!

no no no no no no no

Harvey Weinstink

There absolutely has to be a cell of one of these characters getting hit by a bus.

#MePew