I think it’s adorable that you don’t see how this is a classic false flag (false fan?) operation. This is an “Astros” “fan”, but he’s in Colorado. Who is seated to his left? Colorado fans. To his right? Colorado fans. And lo and behold, who’s that directly in front of him? Crisis actor Gerardo Parra. Parra obviously…

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.  

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

Yeah, THIS was what made Philly fans assholes clearly.

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

lol fair. You’ll be scandalized to learn that sometimes I merely skim Splinter posts instead of reading them in-depth.

“For the briefest of moments, let’s put aside the fact that this man willingly—and in front of a fucking camera—showed his bare ass and screamed the n-word. Let’s just ignore that for a moment.”

somewhere between 0-16 months

No Cleveland Browns joke could possibly be considered “too soon”

Luckily for the Vikings, Josh Hader is just one state over, and has plenty of experience with offensive lines.

The contrast between pro and college football coaches is striking. McVay can recall specific plays, but Art Briles can’t even remember the names of the players/sex offenders on his teams…

Meh, he asked him about an 80 yard TD play a defensive interception, and an offensive interception. Still a good memory but I imagine he watched those plays over and over and over again. I’d like to see him ask about a play from a game where they were blowing another team out and ran a 2 yard dive play. And now I…

Bryant Gumbel: You got the ball, third-and-12 at your own 26, 4:24 left in the second quarter. Do you remember what happened?

Just to recap Trump supporters beliefs:

In the 2030s (really not very long from now), the Utah Gun Exchange will be long gone, and the US government will be run by these far better members of society...

Welp, there’s no getting around this one guys. This will definitely, definitely be the thing that finally brings Trump down. Trumpers can put up with a lot, but they will NOT like being lied to, that I can tell you. Their favorite thing about Trump is that “He tells it like it is,” and when they find out he did NOT…

Should’ve added a line about promising to pay his alimony, though he probably would’ve finally caught on there. 

Thoughts and prayers to those humiliated.

Musk is the only person who had the hubris to think that he could contribute something that not a single one of the hundreds of more qualified search-and-rescue specialists, divers, or Navy SEALS asked for, needed, or wanted. And the media keeps eating out of his asshole, and Musk knows it. He’s not trying to help,…