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But enough about Phil Jackson’s dick ...

Papyrus. This feels like a place for papyrus pathos.

Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.

So how angry is Dan Gilbert this time? Is he Comic Sans angry, or just Copperplate Gothic angry?

Yes!  My first thought was that she was going for the camera.  Then I was like, “Where the hell is she going?” We soon found out...

Before I watched the video, I thought you were joking.

That was criminal-action-comedy movie role played to perfection

really underselling the “throwing chips? that’s a tasing” interaction

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

57. Hit By a Bus
58. Hit By a Bus 2: Back in the Saddle
59. Sex Pervert

Which was my point! Leslie Mann is already attached as the wife!

“Getting Hit by a Bus” Uses, Ranked

Actually, Hit By A Bus could definitely be a studio comedy. “He was an uptight family man with three kids and dead-end job, until...”

59. Yard Sale

Really? Really? No “Hit by a Bus” in a Deadspin listicle?

Pence Tested, Mother Approved!

For the last time, it’s called “Conversion Therapy.”

I fail to see a role for him in Fat Co-awwww- WAIT A MINUTE!

Kevin James could also star in at least half of these films.