you’d be hard pressed to find anybody, Yankees fans included, who thought ARod was cool when he was playing. Maybe in his younger Seattle days, but definitely not during what was considered his Prime.

Dwight Howard is the Who Farted? t-shirt of NBA players.

I don’t want to do this, but Dwight Howard’s resume is really impressive.

As a magic fan as well, I remember I had tickets and went to go see the Magic go play the Nuggets; 15 mins before the game Dwight’s back “flared up” and he sat out. That was the beginning of the end; and I can say I was there!

Twitter is garbage and people should stop using it.

Worst second half of a career?

Turns out Superman’s kryptonite was himself all along.

Pictured: Accurate representation of obtaining World Cup tickets, or World Cup stadiums, or World Cup.

If a man’s laughter is now considered a crime, go ahead and convict me of possession with intent to distribute.

I expect nothing less from someone rocking a shirt of the famous Russian superhero Boris Man.

We’re paying his salary

Bill Grammatica tearing his ACL celebrating a made field goal IN THE FIRST QUARTER against the NY Giants.

That’s MISTER asshole to you.

Phone’s busy. I assume because Peter Thiel, Charles Harder and Miller are on a conference call at the moment.

Remember folks doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with evil fascists.

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with nazis.

PRO TIP: If you never put the pants ON, you can’t get hurt taking them off. Plus then you don’t have to worry about going to any of those fancy pants-required events.

Sir! You have wounded me! *dives*

Oh good this guy made it.

This is why people hate soccer.