Bruh.

anyone team Hamburger is a-o.k. in my book

I hate the guy too, but those weights are designed to be dropped.

Ashley Feinberg reviews movies:

actually, the review is good

I wonder what lift wrecked his marriage?

Yeah but he dislocated his shoulder pointing at which kid he wanted the nanny to feed.

“Not bad for a 40 year old dad of 5 who sits at a desk all week.”

I was fine when Wells Fargo was discriminating against black homebuyers and creating bank accounts for people who didn’t want them, but a cheeky sponsorship campaign?

The worst fans have always been among the most likely to attend an NFL game. But now that it’s expensive, and casuals are starting to leave the game, you’re getting it in concentrated form. These are not fans, they are members of a tribe. Getting drunk before the game is not a past time, but a basic requirement to…

I’d make sure he’s shirts.

“he’s a wizard at timing his movement towards the hoop to preserve and maximize the narrow passing lanes that open up during a good pick-and-roll;”

In Canada we just call them geese.

Fans at NFL games are basically badly-paid extras who add atmosphere to the TV broadcast, which is the league’s real product.

I got brought along for a Bills at Texans game my best friend had gotten free tickets from work to. The experience was barely worth the price I payed for it.

I really, truly don’t understand the appeal of attending an NFL game unless you’re in a comped suite and you got free parking. I went to a Texans game last year where I was literally stuck next to a sweaty fat guy the whole time (or maybe a mirror). And the guy behind me kept yelling, “We need a first down!” as if it…

The Crapture.

Eau de humanity

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.