I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

Only when you are lit-erally quo-ting him.

I feel it has to be found somewhere in the AP Stylebook that when quoting Stephen A Smith, that you must use ALL CAPS.

He’s just jealous of his hairline.

It’s pronounced Millie-wau-kay. Algonquin for “The Good Kinja”

I actually have country ass white friends here in Southern Alabama who think he is very much innocent, it will blow your fucking mind how much they will argue with me (a Mexican from southern California) about him not “getting away with it” but the system actually working for a change and an innocent man walking free.

Witty and insightful. I just wish you had more acronyms to share.

Funny, I thought it was the sound of millions of white people bringing up the one time a black man (might have) beat the system.

He didn’t might have gotten away with it. He got away with it. No one who isn’t a moron’s moron thinks he might not be a murderer.

1) No they don’t. The murder rate isn’t high enough for white people to “walk every day” or even every week for murdering black people.

Are... are we allowed to be mad at everyone who gets away with murder?

I was going to go to the movies this afternoon, but there’s nothing out there as dramatic as the responses to this take are going to be.

At last he will be free to track down the real killer.

Pretty sure there’s an unwritten rule somewhere about pretending to be a priest so you can have a burial for a teammates glove. I hope McCann gets plunked in his next at bat.

Nah, it’s okay because Mayweather is a faggot from the waist down.

Great setup, even better joke.

Shit, that was Rocky II.

This almost happened in a bout in 1979, let me see if I can find it on YouTube. Great fight.

It’s an epic battle of one-downsmanship!

It reminds me of that time Mike Tyson fought Secretariat in international waters.