Brad Stevens: Remember when we made it to the Final Four? We could do it again, but this time in the NBA!

What am I missing? He flipped a year of Serge Ibaka for a year of Paul George. Sounds pretty genius to me.

“Paul George is a good player, but Kelly Oilynik was our guy all along”

Blockbuster rental

The above is also known as the “Jim Furyk without a hat.”

Wow, that’s horrible.

I always knew he just didn’t have the heart to play professional football.

I too was diagnosed with a heart condition. I consulted with several doctors, even a leading specialist in the field. They came to two pretty unanimous conclusions. First, I could no longer compete athletically. Second, it was probably a poor lifestyle decision to snort so much fucking cocaine.

You had many words for him. Oddly, none of them were, “My reading comprehension is not what it should be for someone who speaks and writes for a living.”

Wow, you’re truly stupid.

I READ IN A BOOK ONE TIME...

If he did shit like that it would be a worthwhile character. I’d suggest “The Social Justice Warrior” who deliberately loses to minorities ... but they obviously aren’t able to do that.

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

Solution: develop a body tattoo that changes colors when sufficient brain damage or oxygen deprivation has been achieved.

Don’t worry, I’m sure they arrived safely because someone on the flight prayed. That always works.

Pastafarianism is just as valid as any other religion. Don’t call us “atheists” just because you don’t understand our beliefs.

But there are no witty christian jokes other than, well, the whole christian thing.

quick, someone get this guy a safe space

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Sooooo... if they sweep, do we just cancel next year’s season? Because as far as I can tell, the stacking of teams has finally reached the point where the entire season, regular season through the finals, has been rendered moot.