“I have colored friends.”

Did you grow up in a community of creative anachronists who were always searching for vulnerabilities in each other’s armor?

Just admit you didn’t read very closely and move along.

my god, do your parents know you’re on the internet?

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.

Would you call someone born and raised in Kenya, African-American? Probs not my man.

Yao is Chinese. He’s not Asian-American.

+1 Harvard Reject

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

Counterpoint: Yes it fucking is.

+1 Oakley elbow to the head for you sir.

Physcho analysis of hackers is why I read deadspin.

That’s weird, Derrick Rose just tweeted Shady Acres Outpatient Rehabilitation Center followed by four knee brace emojis.

When reached for comment, James Dolan said he thinks Porzingis is probably an alcoholic.

“Damn. Clippers getting hacked was kinda my thing.”

Is it a passel, a murder, a flock, or a herd of assholes?

I fervently disagree. Please understand:I don’t mind the choice you are making; it’s your choice. But the belief that wearing a helmet does not make you safer on the road is, in my personal experience, dangerously and potentially tragically erroneous.

You don’t seem to be interested in this “conversation” you mentioned in your opening comment. Seems more like you did want to just make it all about you.

It’ll be a short conversation, but here it goes.

“uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”