Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

+904 earthquakes this year, but worth it

It’s Oklahoma. They can just frack for more.

>> FWIW the SLC media market is pretty decently sized.

Ya, I agree it sucks that the Sonics moved (I hate it when any team, especially one with a long legacy, is relocated).

Once again, the “Simpsons did it first” rule applies.

In other news, the kitten from the “just hang in there” poster finally fell off that branch and died.

Winning the battle and losing the war (by 30)

Well Actually Guy: “Well, actually, Harden has the Rockets in 3rd place, and” *is beaten to death*

Fuck you guys.

Also:

Yeah, but “Asshole calls asshole “asshole” after asshole calls asshole out on assholery” is an AWFUL headline, pronoun-wise.

>Mike Hamersky, a self-described New York Knicks superfan

A terrible NBA owner and a New York lawyer get into an argument. Who’s the asshole?

I don’t buy it. That’s more premeditation than Gronk’s capable of.

“I assume everyone in the NBA is going to try and dunk on him because of his shitheel dad.”

Ya know, this Pulisic kid could really devel..GIVE HIM THE BALLON D’OR ALREADY

Isn’t baby David Anspaugh, Rudy’s propagandist, the real target?

countertaek: Rudy is a story about if a white guy whines enough about how he really, really wants to do something a bunch of black guys are more qualified to do, other white guys will give him the job.