“What is your secret?” -Hillary Clinton

The team couldn’t pay him a coaching salary as a player-coach (it’s prohibited by the CBA). And LeBron doesn’t work for free. He will undermine someone else’s work for free, but that’s just his hobby.

Or the Cavs, if we’re being honest.

I mean those burns were pretty wet.

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

If this were Peyton Manning, he’d have 11 defenders carrying both him and the pizza, but the media would still say “He could still work for Dominos next year!”

So, I’m a business owner and real estate investor, and his business record is not impressive. He started with millions of his dad’s money and proceeded to use corrupt, purchased influence over politicians to build just enough equity to leverage himself to the sky. Then he used the free cash flow to make himself flashy…

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

I sat in a mock space shuttle. It was outside the local K-Mart, and you could ride in it for a quarter.

Nine for his last 36? What’s the secret to his success?

Steve Novak is very good at making these videos.

The Thunder traded away a first round pick for Waiters. Can we finally admit that Sam Presti isn’t that great at his job? At the very least, he’s awful at trades, which is a pretty significant part of his job.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

“Good year for me from unemployed to the Super Bowl!”

“For the last time, Mr. Tomsula, you are not allowed to live in Levis Stadium!”

You have a supervisor for racism in your office?

Can I hang this is my racist supervisor’s office?

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”