Winning the battle and losing the war (by 30)

Well Actually Guy: “Well, actually, Harden has the Rockets in 3rd place, and” *is beaten to death*

Fuck you guys.

Also:

Yeah, but “Asshole calls asshole “asshole” after asshole calls asshole out on assholery” is an AWFUL headline, pronoun-wise.

>Mike Hamersky, a self-described New York Knicks superfan

A terrible NBA owner and a New York lawyer get into an argument. Who’s the asshole?

I don’t buy it. That’s more premeditation than Gronk’s capable of.

“I assume everyone in the NBA is going to try and dunk on him because of his shitheel dad.”

Ya know, this Pulisic kid could really devel..GIVE HIM THE BALLON D’OR ALREADY

#Elite.08

I would have sworn he was taking performance diminishing drugs.

You’re lying naked on the floor?

But I thought more guns = more safety. And an armed society is a polite society. And I also thought that alcohol sales were banned in SEC stadiums. And also, Hitler disarmed the Germans when he took over (not really, but I read it somewhere). Why can’t I bring my arsenal in to cheer on the Hogs?1Q?! How else are the…

LaVar Ball is a moron. It obviously hasn’t been an issue for Isaiah Thomas.

This move just confirms the already widely held suspicion that Manchester United is a stepping stone for the Chicago Fire.

Because it’s far more expensive than life imprisonment. Because it doesn’t act as a deterrent and as such I see no justification for allowing the government to commit murder. Because no justice system is perfect and it’s bad enough that we end up locking people up who later turn out to be innocent but killing them…

Oh, I know. I get it. But is murder okay at the hand of the horrific three judge cocktail, which can’t even be bought in America anymore and which is nearly expired on prison shelves? I respect your opinion, but please respect mine.

Isn’t baby David Anspaugh, Rudy’s propagandist, the real target?

countertaek: Rudy is a story about if a white guy whines enough about how he really, really wants to do something a bunch of black guys are more qualified to do, other white guys will give him the job.