France’s nickname is Les Bleus and Croatia’s official kit is red and white checkerboard. If you’re looking for uniform combos that make each team easily identifiable you’d have to be an inept, backward dolt to not have each side wear its official kit.

Yeah, I know it makes me old and awful and everything but I really don’t like what’s happened to pop culture writing. I know that nobody liked the High Fidelity angry white dude thing any more and fair enough but if it’s replaced by “Everything is awesome, now let me describe to you how this particular album made me…

Be honest, you made those names up, didn’t you?

1 is right

Pat Meares, Adrian Brown, Adam Hyzdu, Humberto Cota, and Opening Day starter for PNC Park’s 1st day, Ron Villone.

yeah ruth over bonds is insanity. I AM GREY AND UPSET

Chef: MY MOM

I had a similar experience growing up working in cherry orchards in Oregon. It shouldn’t be much of a surprise, though. The average age of a farmer is in the 60s. They’re entitled boomers who rode the wave of post-war economic boom (not to mention the explosion of productivity due to nitrate fertilizers, caused by the…

While you’re not necessarily wrong. Don’t forget that there’s a lot of political involvement in keeping education in agrarian-dominant areas to an absolute minimum.

Typical America, separating minority children from their mothers.

He has amazing run prevention on both defense and offense.

As a gentleman who weighs 224 pounds and has only ever been “not really fat” AT BEST in his life, I say unto you: fuck off, sir. Fuck off good and hard.

get Mike Trout into a market where I, an old, don’t have to stay up until 2 a.m. to watch him. Or make the Angels play all of their games at 4 p.m. PST. That is the real travesty here.

And I encourage Chiefs fans to go ahead and make those vacation plans for the weekend after the first round of playoff games.

So just pay him $20 million dollars not to play against them? That’s some next level thinking there champ.

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

It does say a lot about modern conservatism that Paul Ryan got to stand out simply because he wasn’t an openly knuckle-dragging race-baiter.

Watching Crosby completely outclassing Giroux on the faceoff was fantastic.

Trigger warning for Cards fans:

America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.