I have no idea how these fellas haven’t earned a huge endorsement deal yet. Just imagine the amount of pussy Swiffer money could get you.

He gets a Christian “mulligan” as long as he bans transsexuals from the military and defunds Planned Parenthood.

Whenever a new war is started by the U.S., all of the president’s children and nieces and nephews will be drafted and sent to the front lines.

One person gets killed by a self driving car and people like Ducey go apeshit about needing better regulations.

Regulations are for vaginas, not autonomous machines!

My god, first you wake up to find out that Tom Crean is your new basketball coach, then your ski-lift tries to kill you?? Those poor bulldog fans...

I can’t understand what he’s saying :( I know the individual words, because they’re easy words, but I don’t understand how they come together as a sentence, the narrative thread I’m supposed to follow...

Oh he worked for Reagan? At least he has experience advising a doddering old racist bitch.

Voting with republicans like 10% of the time is better than voting with Republicans 100% of the time. Stop being intentionally dense and building strawmen. I never said it was good to vote with Republicans. Dont put words in my mouth.

Because okay is better than horrible?

Winning elections is good period. Having a centrist Dem in Congress is better than a GOP bot.

cop ‘s preemptively shot teen in case he becomes a bad guy with a gun, or a minority

I think it’s more they’re disappointed that running a moderate Democrat instead of a pseudo-communist actually worked.

We are where we are now because the showrunners of The Apprentice made up a character of a suave and savvy businessman for Trump to play. And America watches too much reality TV.

ESPN was correct in a Feb. 24 SportsCenter video talk back

Seattle Mariners Baseball: At least we’re not intentionally bad.

Most of our readers [inaudible] are liberal. I think if we show we take conservatives seriously and we take ideas seriously there, we get a lot more moderates paying attention to what The New York Times has to say.

Texans always say that shit. I’ve heard that Houston, Dallas, Austin, and San Antonio, the four largest cities in the state, are all no longer representative of the “real” Texas.

That’s actually a fairly consistent problem with movement conservatism: they are interested in their tribal affiliations more than they are interested in reading the damn books everyone in their tribe waves around to signify that they are, in fact, part of the tribe. Which causes no end of complications when some…

Man, Crosby was terrible in this tournament.