Hey, I hit .237 in DIII. But I had a decent ERA. ;)

Look, if I’m going to get rammed in the ass anyway, I’ll take the sandwich.

From what I understand, he pulled it off mainly because he wasn’t afraid to, and completely willing to, burn bridges and sacrifice his access to information from within the White House.

Uh, Sarah Palin, Nikki Haley, Michelle Bachmann, Betsy DeVos, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kellyanne Conway......

Oh, we know the curtains don’t match the carpet, but a source inside the White House claims that it just turns that color when Donald gets his daily shellacking of Krylon Fluorescent Orange spray paint skin regiment.

Don’t be ridiculous, no way that’s Ivanka’s pubes.

She definitely has a dye job.

Yeah, and in that picture I’m trying to go by the height of their actual skull, which even with that big mound of Ivanka’s pubes glued to his head, he’s still an inch shorter, probably closer to 2-or-3 without.

I’ll take the favorite on that one, and I want to parlay it with a bet that she ended her performance with the crossed-arm, 80's rap pose that white women think is hilarious to use ironically.

I immediately looked her dead in the eye with no expression on my face as I let one go.

Cutesy wedding shit (choreographed dances, lip dubs, raps, what have you) is a scourge in general. This best man did everyone a favor by keeping it simple and classy.

but the whole POINT of being in a relationship is to fart with impunity

Yeah, it’s a good metric of how awful Nutting is that, in conversations about worst owners in sports, he never comes up. He’s so bad no one even cares anymore.

Facts.

I feel like I am missing something here. McCutchen is brought in to play CF in what is probably a pretty difficult CF to play in considering, size, wind, weather, angles etc. Meanwhile for the past few years this guy has been known to play one of the worst CFs in the game according to the advanced stats.

An alternate take from a Pirates fan:

I think it is actually why Boner quit.

Oh for sure, your way is MUCH better, but as that has no hope of happening, standardized testing for the right to vote is the only way forward! At least we won’t be limiting voting rights by race, gender, religion etc. Only idiots won’t be allowed to vote, so like, 70-80% of the country.

I’m sorry did I just watch a campaign video or a generic trailer for a Hollywood blockbuster?

You’re not understanding. The fact that Simmons is moving backwards and still is able to command blank checks for his vanity projects is -evidence- of his influence. He is able to influence people into giving him money

I don’t get the love for Romo. Enthusiasm and not being Phil Simms doesn’t equate to expertise.