. . . we all know that Oprah would probably be a great president.

we all know that Oprah would probably be a great president.

Oprah for nothing 2020

I feel like people that push Michelle are willfully ignoring the fact that she doesn’t want to run and has said so, over and over again. Stop trying to make Michelle 2020 happen, she doesn’t want it to happen.

I can’t fathom how Oprah is a great choice in a world where Trump was a terrible one. If you exclude the racism, they’re the same person, a popular celebrity who thinks it mite be cool to be the leader of the free world, but who has no concept of what that responsibility actually means.

If it is a choice between tv charlatan, a tv charlatan, and a former wrestler turned actor; I choose death.

No, she won’t understand policy.

“we all know that Oprah would probably be a great president”

Sure, because who doesn’t wanna vote for someone who is famous for being married to a former president??

Everybody can do better than Trump. You could do better. I could do better. We could hook up an Alexa assistant and probably do better with the machines calling the shots. So Oprah clearing that bar is irrelevant.

...and Dr Phil

Oprah has a cemetery’s worth of skeletons in her closet - a closet with windows. Have you forgotten Tabloid Talk Show, dig for the bottom, Oprah?

And “Dr.s” Oz and Phil.

Oprah has promoter a large number of pseudoscience quackery, foremost Jenny McCarthy’s anti-vaccine hysteria which has directly resulted in the death of thousands of children

I’m not saying Oprah for 2020, but I’m saying Oprah 2020 because MY GOD.

How can the Chiefs be the Browns of the playoffs when Marvin Lewis and the Cincinnati Bengals exist?

When we start putting billionaires in the guillotine, I would like to pull the lever for Nutting.

Fuck yes. I’m a Pirates fan, which is made even more miserable by our extremely cheap ownership.

We believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.

What if - and I know, this is a real stretch - what you cared about was that rate of return on wealth was less than or equal to the rate of economic growth? THE HORROR!