This is how I like to imagine this exchange really going down:

This reads like “how to build a case for relocating a sports team in the very near future.” Claim you need more fan support to be viable; fail to get said support; run back to the owners begging to move to Vegas or whatever.

“Thoughts and prayers”

I wonder if he survived the ground?

Gruden would be better off spending the rest of his working life at ESPN. His stature has risen over the years, despite his stats. Everyone wants him to coach, but as the years go by, they forget how average he was. This job will ruin the unearned holy status he’s held dear. Every year he spends not coaching increases…

Ah, Dan Rooney’s dead, and the rest of the league has proven it doesn’t really care about The Coloreds.

“There ain’t no North Pole, thus there ain’t no Christmas”

In 28 years Trump will be long dead, so he cares not one whit what happens to Mar-A-Lago.

Oh what a shock, the Caps started off ahead and the Pens ended up getting the best of them.

As with most things Penguins vs Capitals, the Pens just do it better.

Apparently, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Yep, you sound like a Bengals fan.

It always shocks me how many people don’t understand this about Roger Goodell.

a shield made out of meat. See Roger Goodell.

Don’t be. This is part and parcel of what a smart commissioner does. Jeter and the owners are getting murdered in the press so Manfred will try to deflect some of that his way. Gary Bettman basically made this an artform, letting every stupid “How come you hate Canada” question come his way from all the radio hosts up…

OMG I was chuckling before I read the actual verse...now I’m dying.

Shit like this keeps the base energized.

Source: Ezekiel 23:20.

• The Senate’s Russia investigation is reportedly looking into Our Lady of RT, Jill Stein. [BuzzFeed]

Actually, there’s been thousands of cases of progressive/liberal women intentionally getting pregnant, enduring 6 months of pregnancy and then aborting their child just so they can get likes on Twitter. If it were legal, which thank Baby Jesus it’s not, these same women would willingly endure 9months of pregnancy just…