Does fucking Ayn Rand’s corpse count as cheating on his wife?

Pshhh it’s not like he drowned the whole world or asked someone to kill his son or.... wait... no...

God is one fucking hell of a shitty role model.

“This year starts ... in Düsseldorf, then moves south through Luxembourg and Belgium before rolling into France early next week.”

I’m biased as a Chicagoan, but it’s such a fun movie to watch.

I’m absolutely sure he doesn’t know the difference, but mixing the two up is something I’m sure every politician has done in their career. My bigger complaint about his misunderstanding of this bill- and literally everything involved in governance- is this:

I like to be sure to have this on hand for these sorts of Christian historical revisionists. Founding Father citing that we aren’t a Christian nation. Kinda shits alllllllllll over their claim and I do just relish watching them sputter a halfassed response.

I appreciate you writing this rant so I  didn’t have to. god, these people exhaust me.....

No, you god damned mouth breathing fucking morons, there wasn’t a single thing about the bible that influenced the Founding Fathers whatsoever. The only god damn mention of any biblical figure in any of our founding documents is when they say “the year of our lord” and that was only because that was, and is, literally…

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

“Great team, awesome win. Love the Cubs. Since I was a boy, I loved them, watched them win that big championship back when I was a kid, fan ever since. Huge, great. Tom Ricketts, good friend of mine, great friend. Talk to Ernie Blanks on the phone twice a month, just to chat. That’s how much the Cubs mean to me. …

Thankfully soccer fans are used to exceptionally long periods of nothing happening.

A slow delivering RHP is death on a team for stealing. Montero is slow, but having to make your throw seeing that the runner is more than halfway to the bag is a little disheartening. Fuck Lester though - Most of those steals are with him looking straight at the runner. As a lefty, he should be keeping those guys…

Please explain what a bat and glove are.

Mr. Met is beyond middle fingers now

In effect, then, NBC has taken what was a single great product and sliced it into two unsatisfying parts, making it worse, more expensive, and less convenient than the previous unified whole.

Still better than the New Mets Stadium Community Benefits Fund, of which 100% of the proceeds go to Bobby Bonilla.

When pressed, Fisher says “has 7-9 good stories he could tell about Vince. But he is working hard every day to make them more competitive.”

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

The situation could have been resolved by the cop taking them man aside for a few minutes — 5 at most — and explaining to him that he needs to watch where he is going for his own safety.