I’m gonna go ahead and disagree with you there. Sharapova might have a stronger and more successful brand at least in terms of overall income, but I’ll be damned if everything I see Serena do aside from the court isn’t plugging something or another. (Aside from the cameo in 7 days in hell)

I’m announcing that I’m giving up my lifetime option to continue being a fan of the Bears, Bulls, and White Sox, and will test free agency this summer

This has been the case for years but he has no intention of changing his position.

How the fuck is this numbnuts in charge of anything?

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

A better analogy would be me inviting you over to my house and then taking a dump in the chair you’re about to sit in. And there are no other chairs. And I then force you to sit down.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

Do you really think Phil Jackson would be remembered as a great coach if it weren’t for MJ, Kobe and Shaq?

Be prepared for a fuckton of yesses, as you expected.

Yes.

Because he is doing it to stay in the public eye and market his “brand.” It’s a transparent publicity stunt and all such things should be mocked.

Tim Tebow... took some ribbing

Do you even lift, bro?

I went to that elimination game at the UC.

You know you can root for a school and not blindly worship its coaches, right? Pete Carroll won my school multiple championships, I still recognize that he’s a corny asshole.

It looks like Hedges did indeed give Rizzo a path to the plate. Catchers are sitting ducks...looking at the baseball while a lumberjack barrels full speed towards you.

This is bullshit. What if Nomar Garciaparra spelled HIS kid’s name backwards? It’d be total anarchy.

Oh My God. As a Pens Fan this is like a salty tear filled elixir. Please continue.

Zack deleted this one but my god