Since you have admittedly not watched the games and the author failed to mention this, but almost the exact same scenario played out in game two but in favor of the Predators. It is possible a dozen people in the greys already made this point.

This is idiotic. The league doesn’t give a good fuck about Crosby when they allow him to take the punishment he’s taken season in and out. That is something they DO have control over, rather than say, one missed call by an offical.

Especially if that’s what you want to see.

If Ted Leonsis invited me over to talk hockey the first thing I would ask him is why the Capitals logo is set in all lowercase letters.

With a goal and a fight last night, Malkin was only a rigging of a US presidential election away from the Vladimir Putin Hat Trick.

The Penguins are becoming the Patriots of hockey. Hated by every other fanbase. Goober-ish star player with insane generational talent that makes unheard-of guys around him into stars. Genius coach who seems to have an answer for everything and is insanely good at mid-game adjustments and keeping control of his…

If jersies were stocks, I’d be short selling the shit out of Nashville gear.

If the penguins win, he will be the only goalie ever to win two Stanley Cups as a rookie.

I’m not going to post them here but a quick check of the Google machine brings up multiple pictures of Obama hung in effigy, some even burning. Somehow I doubt anyone on the right was all verklempt over Sasha and Malia seeing numerous images of their dad being murdered over the years.

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

Trump really is a man of action. Americans in Germany are now winning amazing deals.

Does he still even write?

Maybe if Dellavedova was still on the team he could just take a running dive into Curry and/or Durant’s knees during game 1, knocking him/them out of the series. Since that won’t happen, Warriors in 5.

he still cracks out a column about some half-baked NBA takes every now and then. they’re pretty “jordan on the wizards” though.

Because of the perception of special treatment that the pens and hawks get from the NHL, where they were rewarded with multiple superstars after tanking for over a decade.

All the players on the Maple Leafs, for the last 50 years, have steadfastly refused to touch a trophy.

The Senators are butt.

They finished 19th in goal differential in the regular season with -4, and they had a -2 goal differential in the playoffs. They were propped up by a superstar defenceman, a goalie playing out of his mind, and a system of hockey so boring it made Jacques Lemaire queasy. Good fucking riddance.

Oh Jesus Christ. You got enough help. Jerk my dick.

Or the phantom slashing call in the first period.

I guess you missed the too many men on the ice call they missed in OT.