More proof that hockey doesn’t work in Canada.

Or maybe one time they fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

This is the weirdest outtake from “The Town” yet.

Comey testifies on Monday. #45 will be in Jerusalem that day.

I have $2 on Toby Keith insulting the audience tonight, and blood spilling as a result. Five American clams says the current occupant of the White House manages to insult all three Abrahamic religions before the week is out.

Can you imagine him at any formal dinner? Or even eating anywhere he isn’t served charred steak with ketchup?

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

Great moments in lying to yourself:

He’s never been IN the black either.

Interesting that you would choose offensive WAR rather than WAR. And by interesting I mean blatant cherry-picking. Jeter was a great player, who probably deserved to be an all-star 6-7 times (this according to the simple BR metric, which you kinda introduced). The problem with Jeter is Yankee cucks who want to put…

he was a “great captain” because every front-running mouth-breather who grew up in the 90's couldn’t wait to hitch their wagon to the next marketable “star”

I dunno, I’d call his stint in Arizona a pretty good prank.

Unless you’re in prison. Then the 13th Amendment isn’t important.

Cash should just point out that Terry Francona managed a team that blew a 3 - 1 lead.

A government scientist working for U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission, who was also the reigning Miss District of Columbia, was crowned Miss USA last night.

I’ve spent most of my life as an irritant, too, but instead of fame, I’ve mostly had to settle for a lack of friends and a growing sense that I peaked many years ago, and didn’t notice it because it wasn’t so much a ‘peak’ as it was a ‘small mound’.

Well, when I lived in Minnesota, the Vikings justified many peoples’ drinking problem. Beyond that, got nothing.

“more than half of us”