Between the Laroche kid situation and this, Chris Sale is Brian McCann levels of baseball douche

Rob Rossi should never, ever, under any circumstances be taken seriously.

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There are anti-dog trolls now?

It’s my favorite annual rite of spring: the Penguins ripping the heart out of Capitals’ fans collective chest, in the most painful way possible.

Olli Maatta would like to hit you with his stick for being so wrong.

The NHL’s laughably whack playoff format creates a marquee round two matchup – which they then schedule for a puck drop of about 15 minutes before the start of the NFL Draft and simultaneous to the Rangers and Senators game.

Jesus Christ.

Am I the only one that would drink Jaromir Lagr no matter how bad it tasted? I feel like the guy’s sitting on a goldmine.

And then he started crying. Twice.

And for some reason everyone in Pittsburgh really wants Bill Cowher to take his roster spot.

This is one of the best pieces I have read on Deadspin in months.

You think that’s good? What about the guy who already cleaned out all of the stripes and the 8 ball?

I rolled my eyes when I saw the headline. Then I watched the video. It’s mesmerizing and impossible not to get caught up in even though you know what happens, you’re not sure why it’s important, don’t like snooker, and didn’t care much about how the game is scored.

I’m 100% in on pieces detailing the subtleties of things that look easy but are actually really, really hard.

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

It seems this is an east vs west coast thing. Out west we always put it on top, back east folks don’t.

Look, I’ll probably read this book, and Rick seems like an interesting man, all the best to him.

obvioulsy because he didn’t have a father figure

Here’s my question, if this really is the dawn of the sports bubble bursting (I’m not 100% sure that’s the case, but this isn’t a positive sign), are Jeter and Jeb! making a huge mistake in bidding $1.3B for the Marlins, given that they’re already locked into a horrible TV contract, and will renegotiate in 2020 when…

NBC is best place for soccer. I’d love to see MLS there. After next year NBC has Champions League rights as well. FoxSports1 or whatever it is has butchered their coverage.