Anyone who pluralizes RBI as RBI is a fucking monster.

Not my president’s trophy

Yeah, but you’re missing an important part of the argument.

Interesting move. We’ve already made the high school diploma almost meaningless. Let’s see if we can do that for college (more than we already have).

Bartolo.

Other counterpoint: You’re completely wrong.

Counterpoint: you’re wrong.

I think this is pretty spot-on and is something I’ve been saying to folks for years now. It really hit home to me in the closing weeks of the 2012 election during the peak of the “unskew the polls” phenomenon. The rubes were eating this shit up as usual, but then it became obvious that plenty of actual power players…

Aw man, is Kinja Deals going to try to snooker me into buying a December Jaguars-Texans clusterfuck?

Sometimes, the free market actually works the way it is supposed to. This is one of those times. I have chosen to enjoy this moment by throwing my head back and laughing loudly.

Hey people, some advice: you *don’t actually have to use Twitter*. You might find you’re a lot happier just letting other people aggregate the funny or informative stuff instead, or just ignoring it entirely!

Still trying to treat healthcare as a consumable service, I see... because it’s been working SO WELL.

Okay, this election is basically an episode of Scandal at this point.

just here to say how much I loathe the new intentional walk rule

He supports free-market solutions for people with autism. Like...uhhhh...private companies taking the place of medicaid and disability assistance, I guess. Or churches doing it or whatever or...look, just shut up and read Atlas Shrugged, ok? It explains it all in there.

The construction “in that...” is wonkese, not native to his idiolect. Later,“...of historic proportion” is too many syllables in one clause for him. It’s possible that he demanded that his at-the-time current rant be tweeted, and the closest junior staffer tried to make it sound like it was from and by his boss.

I think one of the biggest failings of politicians over the last generation has been to allow “government” to become such a bad word. On a fundamental level, government is simply a way of distributing our collective resources. To constantly depict “government” as a problematic monster that must be stopped is a…

I’m sorry, but I must respectfully disagree. God bless him for calling Hannity onto the carpet, but this is not ideology. This is loyalty to a PARTY, which is entirely different. The GOP has no ideology. It is an orgy of fear, ignorance and hatred. I could actually understand loyalty to an ideology, to ideas. So much…

Could be but their viewers wouldn’t know the meaning of ideology.