Exactly, this is where you need to start playing dirty. Want a road improvement? 2 miles from the stadium build a big ass statue of the braves, and place it in the middle of the road, blocking all but 1 lane. It’s still a road, as traffic can get by, and it’s been improved by this big ass statue, and also it…

Atlanta Resident #1: what if just don’t show up to the games. That’ll teach ‘em!

Requiring people to pay for their own healthcare and higher education keeps “the poors” in their place and allows them to concentrate all of the wealth at the top generation after generation.

Well, the problem isn’t fat PEOPLE, it’s fat WOMEN. Men can be fat because they’re allowed to have brains and make money. Women are for looking good, so it we’re fat we are completely irrelevant.

Wow, someone’s triggered

Held without bail? He’s a fawckun’ political prisoner!

Mark Wahlberg just posted his bail

Look for Belichick assistant Jack Ruby outside the police station later today.

Their team won. Now they don’t want us to behave like they did the past six years.

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

It was also Hillary’s fucking slogan!

“I think public schools should still be a thing for special needs children,” said Andrew, a former private school teacher and fan of Secretary of Education nominee Betsy DeVos. “Because the problem when they talk about vouchers is that there’s not gonna be enough money for special needs kids, so let’s have special…

THANK YOU! Why the hell doesn’t he just wear a tie pin or a tie clip?

Betsy DeVos should put this bear in charge of school art programs. Then shoot it.

I wish their education levels were listed, and compared with the education level of the person leaving the job. Some magazine did that, and it was striking.

These guys are made of 4/5ths neck-wattle. 

Cats are just not that great.

Except this time, when they point their gun at the Exxon-Mobil mercenaries protecting said corporate land, they will be shot dead instantly and no one will give a shit.

If those Bundy fundies thought that the fed’s grazing fees were high, just wait until they get the invoice from Exxon-Mobil.

That “LA Chargers” chant has to be the most pathetic chant I’ve ever heard. Fuck Dean Spanos but also fuck all California sports fans—Raiders, Chargers, Warriors, Lakers, each of the 2 LA Kings fans. You are the worst.