Dear Jorge,

In this market, you have to move fast to capitalize on potential gains within cultural subsets. If you aren’t doing community-based targeting strategies, you’re losing out on potential gains in market share. I am dead inside, there is only market share.

“to help launch our brand into the market...”

I think we finally identified the period when America was “great”: 1776, when the states were largely autonomous and the federal government didn’t even have the power to issue a national currency. They’re sticking a paper clip in America and forcing a hard reset. This time without pesky Thomas Jefferson and his…

On the education of kids with special needs:

I just got engaged recently. Was doing some preliminary planning with the fiance last weekend and I stated that my one non-negotiable position on the wedding was that their be no choreographed dancing whatsoever. I’ll walk into my own wedding reception like A GODDAMN ADULT NOT SOME SELFIE-TAKING MILLENIAL TWEEN…

Are we talking Joe Flacco elite or Aaron Rodgers elite?

I think you misunderstood Trump. An “elite” is anyone who reads fucking nerd-ass books and talks about things in regards to nuance. If you’re a billionaire, who thinks the key to defeating ISIS is whipping out your schlonger and dipping bullets in pig’s blood, you’re not an “elite” your a common man American fucking…

RE: The co-ordinarted groomsman dance, the inventors of youtube are going to burn in hell for what they’ve done to what people want to do at weddings.

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

I used to make fun of soccer since they run around for two hours and only score two or three goals, and then when you watch it, it;s like, “This is nonstop!” Why is it that all American sports eventually turn into heavily legislated, overly reviewed, endlessly paused for advertising, and…

I’m 39, which means I am officially both old as balls and not a millennial, and I’ve been waiting for them to do something about the end of NBA games since I got back into the sport fourteen years ago. Blaming it on attention spans is ludicrous. The back-and-forth fouling at the end of games has been an obvious…

How about someone who won’t be in their 70s.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

I see no reason why any level of government should put one dime into some rich guy’s stadium. Maybe build a few roads to lead to it, but that’s about it.

Future generations of NFL fans may not know which team circles their wagons best. I envy them.

My point is that the person (not gov’t) that doesn’t want this book made because they disagree with it’s message sounds like a nazi. I don’t think they’re violating his free speech or even trying to - I just said they sound like a nazi because, ya know, the nazis burned books when they didn’t like the message.

You’re trying to trot out the “paradox of tolerance”, but you are late to the game. It’s already been solved, amigo. Philosopher Karl Popper brought up this exact point in 1945:

Elects the same turtle faced senator for 30 years....blames black president for all their problems.