I never wore makeup growing up at all because I wasn’t pretty and I felt like the only way to deal with it was to consciously reject beauty because then I could be like ‘I’m not plain because I’m plain, I’m plain because I’m actually too intellectual and refined to care about your shallow aesthetic concerns ACTUALLY’.…

Man, Jezebel, what’s the point of jumping on this now? It’s already been discussed to death on Gawker (with horrible picture) and on Groupthink (without).

Stopped watching early last year when I dropped cable.

I have had this "discussion" on Jezebel before, and it never turns out good. Everyone here has made up their mind that spanking = hitting = abuse. You are going to be called a horrible mother, you are not. I'm not sure why it was collectively decided that spanking is beyond the pale, when most of us were spanked as…

Nonsense about the abuse or you being an awful person. This is all totally normal, assuming when you say you are shaking him and physically relocating him, you aren't actually hurting him or shaking him in a scary/harmful way. Grabbing a whining, defiant 4 year old by the arm and leading him off to the bathroom-…

Pro-tip: no one is honest about parenting on the internet. I'm sure you can see why.

My mom was is a good mom and hit me on more than one occasion. They were not her best moments. I understand that now.

Ahhhh no wonder it looks like Lana del Rey...

The director of this video was actually the guy who directed the Summertime Sadness video (and her friend Jamie king's husband). His style definitely worked much better in that video. I feel like this sort of video could've been ok for a song like wildest dreams, but definitely not Style.

I bought it when I was sober. Also, no regrets. That shit is my JAM.

I bought a copy of 1989 and it has brought me a lot of joy. Money well spent (yes I pay for music).

I don't understand why Sam Smith is so popular. His voice grates on me & Stay with Me is not a good song, IMO.

The situation is not as straightforward as you are presenting it. http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/…

Preemptive shout-at to anyone who'd use that bullshit line: People in prison have families. It's punishment enough that their families can't be with their father/brother/husband, etc. — but to be straight-up afraid to visit them because of the guards? What the fuck?? And hell.. what's to stop them from doing this to a…

wow, I had to read the comments to understand the mugs were a play on fiancé. I need coffee.

Beyonce is humorless and mad with power?

I'm sorry but you're wearing the wrong shade of pearls, I'm going to need you to go home and change ASAP.

"I felt horrible so I did it again to two more kittens and then I felt bad again so I came up with some lame rationalization so I wouldn't feel bad."

The compelling reason is I feel gross if I don't shower every day.

To everyone out there: shower as much as you goddamn see fit, no one has to live in your skin except you and those scarab beetles from those Mummy movies