When I did PR a million years, it was always my BOSS that screwed it up. We underlings would create a nice release and he'd decide NO NO IT IS BETTER IF WE JUST IGNORE IT NO COMMENT NO COMMENT. Since the President of the company took his advice, there was nothing we could do but weep for the future asskissing we'd…

Sadly, she and Matt (also a YouTube personality - Matt Santoro) have made up and now are ~lovey dovey~ again. The fact that I used to follow him is the only reason I even know who she is before this mess.

My grandfather’s funeral was like something out of dark comedy. My uncle chose to dig the grave himself, and his one of his kids kept loudly asking about how much each thing at the grave side cost before announcing that it was a shame “their” money had been wasted on something that was going to be buried. My uncle’s…

My forever style is office-appropriate Stevie Nicks garb, which means less sequins, slightly less lace and more sweaters than shawls. (Although I can rock me some shawls when the weather's right.) I don't know if other people think it works on my fat frame, but I feel like a mythical sorceress when I'm floating around…

I have worked so hard on accepting my very fat self and it's struggle — but more so, I think, battling the people around me. I love clothes and make-up and jewelry and I LOVE that I've finally given myself the freedom to revel in liking those things and thinking I can be pretty since I've been told my whole life I'd…

The problem with the theme nights (oh god, totally outing myself as a DWTS veteran viewer) is someone always gets a WTF dance/song combo. Who wants to samba to Poor Unfortunate Souls? Quickstep to the Hercules song? I think Captain Jack and Frozen lucked out with the styles going with their music.

I had a similar incident happen to me, except when they got to my house (also 45 minutes later), they asked me, "What do you want us to do about it?" I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOUR JOB? They suggested I get my hedges trimmed lower (there are no hedges on the side of the house where the intruder tried to break in) and then…

The Bare Minerals rep who helped me buy my first kit a million years (okay, like 7-8) ago was the first person to show me the magic of E/3 contour motion with their all-over face color. As someone who ghost-pale white where she's not bright pink, learning to add a hint of color over the spackle-like color of…

Me, my sister, my cousin and my cousin's girlfriend all signed up for Ipsy together. We tend to get different stuff, so we do a lot of swaps! And what I don't use, I share among the rest of my cousins. I put 3-4 together in a pretty bag and VOILA, instant birthday gift.

As someone who was recently dumped in the worst way possible (being ignored in texts/phone calls, only to show up at his place to find him banging another chick), I can tell you how I wished it had gone down differently: absolutely do not put it off. If you know you want out, don't add extra days/weeks/months onto the…

Yes, I agree! That's one of my favorite tracks on 1989 and I got that vibe, too. Glad it wasn't just me.

It's like Taylor Swift is trying to do a Lana del Ray video.

If I'm going to go through that number of products (which I did this morning, actually), someone needs to be able to tell I've went through all that work or I'm going to be very angry.

He more recently played a doctor dying of brain cancer on the short-lived ABC show, Black Box. In his last ep, he's shown at peace with crossing over because he knows loved ones are waiting for him. (This is thanks to a drug that the main character is able to find for him — long story) I don't think I'll be able to…

I used to work in the industry in a non-performer role for about six years, including when this law first passed. Many of the active performers came out against it for many of the same things that you've said. I specifically remember Nina Hartley giving AVN an interview where she talked about how having to use condoms…

I only recently lost my virginity (early 30s! oldest virgin ever, amirite?) to the guy that I wanted to lose it to when I was 15. I had the hugest crush on him in high school, we were friends but he wasn't into me — cue this summer, we meet up after not seeing each for over a decade and, well, one thing led to…

Clearly I know what I'm doing tonight: REWATCHING THIS SO MUCH.

BRIGHT! <3 Everwood love, back when Star Lord and Agent 13 were siblings.

It's amazing what people will do. My best friend as a child went to live with her grandmother (who is horrible but that's another story) because her own mother married the man who molested her. He went to PRISON for the crime and her mother still chose to marry him.

Hey, don't forget about the RealTouch — you know, the thing that a man sticks a certain part of his anatomy in and it sucks/strokes in time with synced up action. They recently (like, this week), introduced the companion dildo-piece where whatever is done to it happens to the, er, anatomy in the RealTouch at the…